Arindam: - Good Evening, viewers. Tonight in our show, we have invited in our studio a very special person of USA. His name is Bill Clinton. He is the former President of USA cum the husband of Hillary Clinton. Mr. Clinton, welcome to our show.
Clinton: - Thank you. Wow! What a studio it is indeed! This studio of your ‘Royal Bengal Tigers (RBT)’ TV Channel looks like a spaceship. Everywhere, I can see some modern electronic gadgets, play stations with simulated environment, touch-screens and data -extraction kiosks. The light is bluish out here. Hey, what is that?
Arindam: - That’s a robot which works like an ‘Artificial Intelligence Analyzer’ toolbox. The name of the robot is Mr. ARINAN.
Clinton: - Wow! That’s great. Good evening; Mr. ARINAN, how are you?
Mr. ARINAN: - I am fine. I am a robot. I have no tension at all. I don’t have to eat, drink or let all things out from my body. I have only two activities. Either I am in activation mode (awake) or in de-activation mode (sleeping).
Clinton: - Ha ha ha…what a funny answer! God should have created only robots instead of human beings, he he he…
Arindam: - Mr. Clinton, may be you are not aware of the fact that self-controlled robot can also be created, but the problem is that it will destroy the whole world. Therefore, it is always feasible to create a robot, which remains under the control of humans.
Clinton: - Hmm…Indian scientists are very intelligent. I must appreciate that.
Arindam: - That’s why; NASA is repeatedly offering high lucrative pay package to our Indian Space Scientists to do the brain drain from India. Scientists are now not working for ISRO but for the NASA of USA. As a net result, the ISRO is failing in some of its projects like the recent one regarding the launch of GSLV-D3, the cryogenic engine rocket.
Clinton: - Come on, Arindam. For one failed operation, you cannot take all the credit away from ISRO. In Space Research, failures are the pillars of success. If you fail for the first time, then you will learn from the mistakes. I think that the combustion box of that cryogenic engine was too small to handle the pressure, that’s why; after going for around more than 500 Km, it did not got separated from the main engine to trigger itself. Arindam, don’t forget that it is ISRO only which is the first space research center in the world to prove that there is water on the moon. NASA just re-examined the moon’s surface to confirm it.
Arindam: - When you people know all these facts and figures very well, then why NASA is yet to work in collaboration with ISRO?
Clinton: - Then you may not be aware of the fact that already NASA is willing to work with ISRO and the space research center of Russia and other countries.
Arindam: - Well, Mr. Clinton, how is Monica Lewinsky?
Clinton: - She is fine, I hope. After all, she utilized me to come to the limelight. But, thanks to God, that I had the ‘Hillary’ medicine with me and her regular doses helped me to get well soon both physically and mentally.
Arindam: - Yeah, after all, Hillary is a hilarious ‘better half’ of yours, but, I really wonder, how you fell in the sleazy trap of Monica, despite having such an attractive wife like Hillary. USA is a very modern a liberal country where women molests a man but a man never dares to rape any girl. I have hardly heard that a girl has been raped in USA. Rather I have heard that a 13 year old boy has become a father because the school nurses failed to provide him a condom.
Clinton:- Ha ha ha…uff, Arindam, your statements are funnier than your appearance, he he he…But, in India, at least 9 girls get physically abused, molested or raped in a hour and in many cases, the minor girls become the victim. I have heard about lots of rape cases in Pune, Delhi and Goa. Poor and minor girls are treated like toilet soaps in India. That’s a shame.
Arindam: - Mr. Clinton, extra-marital affairs in India does not fall under any sex scandal category. In India, if you are a powerful married man or woman and not indulged in extra-marital affairs, then you will not get respect from your subordinates or society people, but, if you sexually abuse, molest or rape any girl, then it is treated as a criminal offence. Whereas in USA, if a married person has extra-marital affairs, then it becomes a criminal offence but if an unmarried person sleeps with any girl, it is just normal. Take the example of Tiger Woods only. Tiger Woods has not raped or molested any girl. She just had love affairs with many girls including porn stars. The girls who have seduced Tiger Woods to earn money are not guilty but the Tiger Woods, because the Tiger has a wife. How funny it is indeed! The Tiger should have kept all the birds of his woods inside a cage.
Clinton: - Hmm…in USA, the media people just need a reason to whitewash any celebrity or powerful person. That’s why; every now and then, there are cases of homicides and suicides of USA celebrities.
Arindam:- He he he…In developing countries, the girls always complain that why the boys will always have fun, but in developed countries, the girls do all the fun and point fingers at the boys by stating that the boys don’t have any moral values. See the fun! Anyway, forget that topic. Mr. Clinton, recently you have been spotted in a football stadium of South Africa. Is it true? What were you doing there? Was Monica there in that stadium? He he he….
Clinton: - No, there was no Monica there, but, our countrymen was there to play football with Ghana in the round of 16.
Arindam: - Oh! Yes, you are right. I just forgot about the topic of football while chatting with you. Now, look, what this robot, Mr. ARINAN will do for us. He will give the analysis of the match between Ghana and USA.
Clinton: - Wow! That’s great. I have never experienced in my life that a robot is giving the analysis of any football match. Let me hear it.
Mr. ARINAN: - The Black Stars of Africa clashed with the countrymen of Abraham Lincoln. Ghana dominated the match with their speed and power. USA lacked that speed but put up a great fight against them. It was the ‘Prince’ of Ghana, who scored a ‘Princely’ goal but not in a princely style. It was just a simple shot, which was enough to beat the USA goalkeeper. The Kingson acted like the son of a King of Ghana. The goalkeeper showed his expertise to tackle any US striker with his two legs. Kingson saved at least 5 goals for Ghana. All was going well for Ghana, but USA suddenly increased their attack in the 2nd half. In all their previous matches, USA came back from behind after the 80th minute of the match. They repeated the same story here also. After 80th minute, USA got a penalty and Donovan utilized it, but was lucky enough that the ball entered the goal post after hitting the bar post. The match went into extra-time. Everyone was expecting something extra in this extra-time and the ‘Gyan’ of Ghana fulfilled that expectation by scoring a golden goal with his terrific left-footed shot. In the extra-time, USA failed to come back from behind and the neighboring country of Ivory Coast and Nigeria qualified for the quarter final.
Arindam: - Oops! Mr. Clinton. USA failed to come back from behind this time. By the way, is USA expert in coming back from behind? If that is so, then why, the US economy is yet to recover? Do you think that Barack Obama is a good President of USA?
Clinton: - Ha ha ha…USA always comes back from behind but not in all instances. Arindam, what can a President of a country do, if the people of that country don’t understand the basic meaning of the word ‘savings’. Japan, South Africa, Brazil, China and India are the super economic powers of the future because the people of these countries know how to keep a balance between the income and the expenditure so that their savings become more than sufficient for them to sustain and lead a healthy life. But, in USA, if a person earns 100 bucks a day, then he will spend 98 bucks in that day itself. The next day, he will take a bank loan of 500 bucks to enjoy and party with his friends. So, if no one is keeping their money in their savings account in a bank, then where from the banks will get money and utilize it elsewhere to earn profit on that investment. Economy of any country is governed by the common people of that country, not by the President, Prime Minister or Finance Minister of that country. A President or Finance Minister can only implement a financial policy, but the common man has to realize the essence of saving their hard-earned money.
Arindam: - Well, Mr. Clinton, you are saying these things from the US economy perspective. It is a different ball game in India due to the population outburst. In India, there are lots of savings but hardly any profit on that money. A super power economy should maintain an optimum balance between investing money on market to earn more profits and saving money in the bank to secure it. In USA, people chase the inflation and in India, inflation chases the common man. That’s why; Indian economy still relies on US economy. So, we will hope that in the football match between ‘Global Recession’ and ‘Economic Growth’, the economic growth should come back from behind to win the match as early as possible and for that the strict financial regulation is a must at the root level of all the global financial transactions, otherwise, it will take another 2 years to recover from the global recession.
Clinton: - Yeah, you are partially correct, but, only USA cannot change the economy of the world. All the countries should co-operate with each other in this regard. Had Europe been more supportive towards the financial policy of USA, then there would have been no Greece and London crisis. You never know, what is waiting for Spain, Portugal and Hungary! We, the US people have learnt our lesson of liberal financing, but, now, we are tightening our screws from all ends and we hope that like in any football match of this World Cup, US economy will also come back from behind to revive the World Economy as a much faster rate than it was expected.
Arindam: - Let us see, what happens in future! Anyway; Mr. Clinton, thanks for coming to our show and sharing your valuable views. Viewers, before I sign out from this program, Mr. ARINAN has something to say regarding the match between South Korea and Uruguay. So, just stay tuned for another 5 minutes.
Mr .ARINAN:- The Blue Stars of Latin America played their terrific traditional football to beat the red brigade of Asia. South Koreans played better football than they played in the group stage, but, somehow, their defense failed to understand the tricks of Uruguay strikers. Forlan proved to be one of the smartest players for Uruguay to give a superb pass to Suarez. The ball went past the four South Korean footballers who were standing in a same straight line like fools. The South Korean goalkeeper also failed to grab the ball. Suarez got the ball in his feet and was bang on the target. A few minutes earlier of that moment, the South Korean striker was unlucky as his swinging free-kick hit the Uruguay bar post and came back. But, Chunyoung scored the equalizer for South Korea. Everyone was expecting an extra-time, but, Suarez changed the result. He got a ball in the South Korean penalty area and took a superb swinging shot. The Jabulani hit the bar post but still entered the South Korean goal post. The final score was 2-1. The small neighboring country of Argentina and Brazil, which won the 1st World Cup football, became the 1st quarter finalist of FIFA World Cup 2010. They achieved this feat after a long gap of 40 years.
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