FANTASTIC FOOTBALL FEVER (EPISODE - 01)

Arindam: - Breaking news! From today onwards, we are going to start a new program on FIFA World Cup of 2010 and the name of the program is “FANTASTIC FOOTBALL FEVER (FFF)”. This program will be directed by our Sain Director only. The production is under the banner of RBT TV. Let us hear something about this program from Sain Director.

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Sain Director: - Namastey to all the viewers of Royal Bengal Tigers TV Channel. This program will be somewhat different from other shows. For this show, our technical team has created a robot in collaboration with a Japanese team. That robot exactly looks like a human being. Now, what will that robot do? Well, it will analyze all the quality matches of this FIFA World Cup in its own way. Now, you will ask the question that how a robot can analyze football matches? Then, let me tell you that all the electronic chips contain super-power nano- sized microprocessors. Even there are powerful chips installed in its body, which looks like an ordinary plastic only. Those chips can be folded in any direction and it is very thin in size. Now, within these chips, we have infused all the hi-fi programmed codes of neural networks, artificial intelligence and data mining. Even we have kept some standardized programming modules that have been used in creating video games of FIFA World Cup since 1998, by EA Sports. The name of the robot is ‘ARINAN’. We have given this name because this robot works like an ‘Artificial Intelligence Analyzer (Arinan)’ tool only. Accha, there is another big surprise in this show. In every episode, we will invite a special person in our studio. So, better don’t miss any of our episodes.

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Arindam: - Sain Director is looking very enthusiastic about directing this special show. Anyway, viewers, today in our 1^st episode of this ‘FFF’ show, we have invited a famous singer cum dancer of the world. Her name is Shakira. Shakira, it’s a pleasure for us that you have visited our studio.

Shakira: - Oh! Come on. Now, don’t start flattering at me. It’s just ok. You should now keep quiet for few moments as your special robot Mr. ARINAN is ready with his analysis regarding the opening ceremony of FIFA World Cup 2010. Hey Mr. ARINAN, you can start.

Mr. ARINAN: - Thank you young lady. It was a fabulous day for South Africa. All eyes were on the Soccer City stadium. What a wonderful stadium they have created! Really, hats off to the people of South Africa. The world cup matches will be played in seven different locations of South Africa. The giant screen of Soccer City Stadium showed all the stadiums one by one. The stadiums of Cape Town and Nelson Mandela Bay are also good. All the tribal people of South Africa came out to display their traditional dance with their special drum-beats. After that, they displayed the map of the world while holding some colorful clothes together. Even they showed the footsteps of their African sons who have started coming back home. All the 32 nations participating in this tournament have been appreciated and respected by displaying their respective national flags. 6 nations from Africa are participating in this tournament. That’s why; they created a tree structure with 6 colorful pillars. Then, all the famous singers from those African countries came on dais and sang songs. From ‘Voice of Hope’ to ‘Dee Dee…O Dee’, it was a fantastic display. In the previous night of this event, there was a ‘Kick Off’ ceremony. In that night, Shakira was shaking her legs and all the people felt that ‘It’s time for Africa’.

Arindam: - Hey Shakira, I was under the impression that you are expert in belly dancing, which you have displayed in the video of your ‘whenever…wherever’ song.

Shakira: - This new song is based on football. Why the hell should I do the belly dancing? Football is all about dancing with legs and dancing your legs while controlling the ball till you reach the destination.

Arindam: - Shakira, you should also do some charity for the poor African children. Anyway, you are doing a great job. We hope that you will keep on rocking in future also. Thanks for coming to our show. Viewers, just wait for our next episode.