Arindam: - O Billo Rani, kaho toh abhi jaan deh doon…Ha ha ha…well, viewers, you may be thinking that why I am suddenly singing this song in this episode of ‘Fantastic Football Fever’ on your favorite ‘Royal Bengal Tiger’ (RBT) TV Channel. Basically, I got tempted to sing this song because today the hottest Bengali Babe, Bipasha Basu is present in our studio. Bipasha ji, welcome to our studio. Accha, which team is your favorite in this World Cup?
Bipasha: - I am a die-hard supporter of Brazil since my childhood. I spent my childhood in South Kolkata area, where people are just crazy about Brazilian footballers. Even there used to be tournaments for school students, where some students use to form their own football team and named it as ‘Brazil of Ballygunge’, he he he…Really, during any World Cup, Krazzy Kolkatans just rock with the football. While staying in Mumbai, you can hardly get a feel that World Cup football is going on. Mumbaikars are not at all interested in football. Bengal is the only region in India, where football is always respected.
Arindam: - Hmm…I have also heard that you visited Brazilian beaches to do a bikini shoot for ‘Dhoom-2’ film. After watching the film ‘Dhoom -2’, everyone said that Bipasha was looking hotter than Aishwariya.
Bipasha: - So? What? Yeah, I wore a bikini. This is a problem with you such media people. If I start wearing salwar kameez, you will say that I have lost my hotness and if I wear a bikini, you will say that all the college boys are sweating due to extreme heat. So, tell me, what should I wear?
Arindam: - No, no, you remain as a hot girl only. We hate summers, but not the hot babes, he he he…It is better to get criticized as a hot woman rather than being a cool woman. Accha, your boyfriend, John Abraham is very fond of football. The film ‘Goal’ was not a super hit film, but both John and Arshad were really enjoying the game of football in that film. They also had some ego clashes while playing the matches. Who is a better footballer, is it John or Arshad? Even nowadays, John is analyzing the football matches in the program, ‘The Beautiful Game’ in CNN-IBN. How will you react to that?
Bipasha: - Are you asking questions to me or are you in a mood to do bombarding on me?
Arindam: - How can I dare to bombard on a Bong Bomb like you? Anyway, let me introduce you to our special robot, Mr. ARINAN. He cannot flirt or do romance with any hot girl because we are yet to install a program on love and romance in its processor. A lady robot is under construction. Once we create that lady robot, we will make Mr. ARINAN a very romantic male robot. Right now, Mr. ARINAN analyzes the football matches of this world cup for our ‘FFF’ show.
Bipasha: - Uff…thank God. At least, a robot is less naughty than you, he he he…Accha, tell your Mr. ARINAN to give the analysis of Brazil Vs North Korea match.
Arindam: - Hey, Mr. ARINAN, just start your analysis. This hot lady wants to hear it.
Mr. ARINAN: - The North Korean footballers looked as deadly as their nuclear missiles. North Koreans are more stubborn and speedy than their neighboring red brigades of south. North Korean defenders were not marking the men, but the football. Whenever a Brazilian was getting access to the ball, they formed a small semi-circle around the ball. Hardly, Robinho and Kaka got the chance to move their body beyond 30 degrees in their right or left directions. Maicon luckily got a goal as the Jabulani swung in the right direction as he took the shot from the lower-right tip of his right boot. Jabulani has a strong outer surface, that is why, it hardly swings unlike the earlier footballs. Elano just gave a small touch to score a goal. The real upcoming star will be Bastos, a skilful player. Brazil’s defense is very weak. North Koreans have the potential to defeat Portugal and Ivory Coast, who ended in a draw. Kiwis proved that a single second is enough to change results.
Arindam: - Thanks Mr. ARINAN. Viewers, we will end our show here. Goodbye.
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